20 Hardest Job interview questions

Redline

Zorg Expert (I)
British Zeds
Joined
Mar 10, 2015
Points
208
Location
Nuneaton
Model of Z
E89 20i msport
So - are we going to give our prospective answers?

"How do you cope with repetition?"

I'm sorry - could you ask me that again?
"How do you cope with repetition?"
Didn't you just ask me that?

I'll get my coat =))
 

andyglym

Shiny Dust Caps Make Your Zed Go Faster.
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Feb 20, 2015
Points
231
Location
Moresby, West Cumbria, England
Model of Z
2.8 Roadster
So - are we going to give our prospective answers?

"How do you cope with repetition?"

I'm sorry - could you ask me that again?
"How do you cope with repetition?"
Didn't you just ask me that?

I'll get my coat =))
You'd just love to though :D
 

Zeti

Zorg Guru (IV)
Supporter
Romanian Zeds
The M44 Massive
Joined
Oct 9, 2013
Points
167
Location
Bucuresti/ Romania
Model of Z
Z3 roadster 1.9
Wow those questions are hideous!!! :wideyed:
:wideyed:
Trying to look very precious, the people from Human Resources find ridiculous questions in the interview!:confused:
Glad you got a new job @Lee ! Hope is attractive and you enjoy it!
 

Grumps

Always happy, apart from when I'm not 🤬
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Apr 27, 2014
Points
226
Location
Forest Town, Mansfield
Model of Z
Z4 e85 2.5i
My brother has his own business and uses sh*** like this in his interviews.
As for my job interviews.

1, do you have a clean licence?
Yep.

2, Are you reliable?
Nope!

When can you start?

And you think I'm joking......
 

oldcarman

Zorg Guru (V)
Supporter
Canadian Zeds
The M44 Massive
Joined
Feb 11, 2014
Points
188
Location
Pine Falls Manitoba can.
Model of Z
1.9 M44
Well done and I hope you politely declined to answer a few of those questions. Only ever interviewed for one job, was glad I didn't get it, the guy that did lasted a week and they called me up to come and see them. No thanks, but good luck was my reply!! JIM
 

Rha

Zorg Guru (V)
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Oct 26, 2014
Points
181
Location
Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, England.
Model of Z
Z4 coupe sport.
Congratulations Lee.:thumbsup:
Last interview I had before Working for the HMP was for Tesco's as a depot shunter (class 1 HGV) it went on for something like 1.5hrs and ended like this. " well we'd like to offer you the position on a zero hrs contract. We will give as much notice as possible on the availability of night time work hrs from 10.pm-6.00am, and in any case we wouldn't phone you later than 9.45 pm." I nearly fell of my seat but had to think on my feet how to tell them how much I now didn't want to work for them, so my answer was,"thank you madam I would like to accept the position but what would be your reaction on phoneing me and me saying, sorry but I'm already at work at Sainsbury's and if I was wasn't I'd probably be too p***** to attend anyway because I've been in the pub since 6.0pm" she said " oh I take it you don't want the job then. I said " did you really need to ask, why didn't you just phone me tonight at 9.45pm":bored:

HMP prison service board interview.(week later) Stopped the interview got up to walk out saying we'd all waisted our time but was asked to wait in the corridor, hence 2min later was offered a permanent full time position and when would I like to start............................... I said 9.45pm be ok.:bored:
All true and spent 20yrs in the controll room of HMP THE MOUNT. (Don't shop at Tesco's either)=))

Don't you just love a good true story.

RHA,Roy.:happy:
 

Lee

Zorg Expert (I)
British Zeds
M Power
#ZedShed
Joined
Mar 26, 2014
Points
213
Location
Basingstoke
Model of Z
Z4 Coupe 3.0si
Sorry chaps have not logged on since yesterday. I'm going to a company a bit more local but its not as glamours as my previous jobs. I'll be doing a project manager roll overseeing HVAC installations, something I've done in the past. So being closer to home I would have more time to myself. I also get a company car so thats something new to experience. My start date is the 6th, scary times ahead.
 

Redline

Zorg Expert (I)
British Zeds
Joined
Mar 10, 2015
Points
208
Location
Nuneaton
Model of Z
E89 20i msport
Sorry chaps have not logged on since yesterday. I'm going to a company a bit more local but its not as glamours as my previous jobs. I'll be doing a project manager roll overseeing HVAC installations, something I've done in the past. So being closer to home I would have more time to myself. I also get a company car so thats something new to experience. My start date is the 6th, scary times ahead.
Cool :thumbsup:
 

t-tony

The Legend
Deceased
Supporter
#ZedShed
Joined
Dec 31, 2013
Points
226
Location
Torksey Lock,Lincoln, England
Model of Z
E89 Z4 23i Auto
Sorry chaps have not logged on since yesterday. I'm going to a company a bit more local but its not as glamours as my previous jobs. I'll be doing a project manager roll overseeing HVAC installations, something I've done in the past. So being closer to home I would have more time to myself. I also get a company car so thats something new to experience. My start date is the 6th, scary times ahead.
Good luck with it Lee.

Tony.
 

Rha

Zorg Guru (V)
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Oct 26, 2014
Points
181
Location
Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, England.
Model of Z
Z4 coupe sport.
Well done Lee, company car may save some miles on the Z, make you enjoy your Z on w/e's off even more, that's if your not doing any beam bushing. :confused: .............;)

Roy.:happy:
 
  • Like
Reactions: Lee

gookah

Zorg Guru (IV)
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Dec 7, 2011
Points
170
Location
Shropshire
Model of Z
2.8 Z3
Nice one on the new job. One of the Q's I used to throw in was to ask the candidate to describe an Orange in one minute. After a few interviews other candidates got to hear and came prepared with the "Orange" answers so out came the apple. :D
I'd tell you to stick the job.....
 

TaffZee

Zorg Guru (V)
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Dec 5, 2011
Points
183
Location
Near Llangollen North Wales
Model of Z
Z4 3.0 SE
Never been good at interviewing mine normally last half an hour at a push, Run out of questions to ask them...I think if I asked them some of them questions they would think I was a loony.
 
Last edited:

andyglym

Shiny Dust Caps Make Your Zed Go Faster.
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Feb 20, 2015
Points
231
Location
Moresby, West Cumbria, England
Model of Z
2.8 Roadster
I'd tell you to stick the job.....
And there lies the issue, no advertising whatsoever with applicants as far away as South Africa and Australia. More than we could fill in a lifetime. £28k basic salary, £11.5k shift allowance, £100+pm hazardous working area money, 100 hours paid time off per year that the employer has no claim to and 2 days, 2 nights, 6 days off. ;)

Edit: For a basic qualified firefighter
 
Last edited:
Top