Your favourite quote on Xmas ...

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" I ... live in a world full of fools babbling "Merry Christmas" at one another? What's Christmas but a time for finding yourself a year older and not a day richer? There's nothing merry in that. If I could work my will, .... every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. "
Ebenezer Scrooge

....you gotta love it! ;)
 
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Sprouts, sprouts we all love em.

Washed down with prune juice for that special evening!

Dutch oven time!
 
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Ebenezer: You'll want the whole day off tomorrow, I suppose.
Bob Cratchit: If quite convenient, sir.
Ebenezer: It's not convenient. And it's not fair! If I stopped you half a crown for it, you'd think yourself ill used, wouldn't you? But you don't think me ill used if I pay a day's wages for no work, hmm?
Bob Cratchit: 'Tis only once a year, sir.
Ebenezer: That's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December.
Bob Cratchit: Yes, sir. I'm sure I'm very sorry, sir, to cause you such an inconvenience. It's the family more than me, sir. They put their hearts into Christmas as it were, sir.
Ebenezer: Yes, and put their hands into my pockets as it were, sir. I suppose you'd better have the whole day. But be back all the earlier the next morning.
Bob Cratchit: I will indeed, sir. Thank you, sir! It's more than generous of you, sir.
Ebenezer: Yes, I know it is, you don't have to tell me.
 

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" I ... live in a world full of fools babbling "Merry Christmas" at one another? What's Christmas but a time for finding yourself a year older and not a day richer? There's nothing merry in that. If I could work my will, .... every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. "
Ebenezer Scrooge

....you gotta love it! ;)
Is that one more piece of coal!! Mister Bah Humbug!!

So what have you bought Karen for Christmas then, Shaun!!!
 

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So what have you bought Karen for Christmas then, Shaun!!!
Ah! done her proud this year - got her the very latest Black & Decker power drill. (She might get tired of it by end of Boxing Day though - I'll do the right thing and take it off her hands ... ;) )
 
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Ah! done her proud this year - got her the very latest Black & Decker power drill. (She might get tired of it by end of Boxing Day though - I'll do the right thing and take it off her hands ... ;) )
Cheapskate! The lady should be treated with the finest goods!
 

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Cheapskate! The lady should be treated with the finest goods!
Shaun did, he bought Karen the very latest model Black & Decker make!!!:)

I'm buying Sandy a Bosch Sander, I'm sure she'll be thrilled!! and even better when she's tired of it, I get to use it, can't wait for Boxing Day!=))

Mike
 
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