YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE WHEN...........

MartinN

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British Zeds
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97
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Stevenage
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2.0Ltr Roadster
My neighbours parrot used to great her hubby with HELLO WA***ER, loud too we could hear it across the street. I look forward to that
 

Jack Ratt

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British Zeds
The West Country
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Dec 3, 2013
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200
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TRURO, CORNWALL
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2.8i AUTO and 2.8i MANUAL
I'm sure there are some Black Country natives on here but I wonder if anyone on here remembers the miner bird that was kept in the bar of the pub opposite Dudley Kingswinford Rugby Club back in the 1970's. When anyone walked into the bar they were greeted with ".... and you can f*** off an' all" in a high pitched woman's type voice. We asked the landlord who had taught the bird to swear and he said "no one, he's just picked it up from the locals" =))

Classy clientele eh? =))
 

FRANKIE

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American Zeds
The M44 Massive
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Sep 2, 2013
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193
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Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey, USA
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Z3
I'm sure there are some Black Country natives on here but I wonder if anyone on here remembers the miner bird that was kept in the bar of the pub opposite Dudley Kingswinford Rugby Club back in the 1970's. When anyone walked into the bar they were greeted with ".... and you can f*** off an' all" in a high pitched woman's type voice. We asked the landlord who had taught the bird to swear and he said "no one, he's just picked it up from the locals" =))

Classy clientele eh? =))
My kind of bar...............
 

t-tony

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British Zeds
#ZedShed
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Torksey Lock,Lincoln, England
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E89 Z4 23i Auto
My mate Les had an African Grey and they are regarded as the best mimic of human voice, however his bird could and did replicate a fart to perfection which could be embarrassing!=))

Tony.
 
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