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Discussion in 'General Banter' started by FRANKIE, Mar 22, 2014.

  1. FRANKIE

    FRANKIE Zorg Guru (V)
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    You know you're in trouble when Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich
     
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  2. badman gee

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    You can't raise a smile anymore!
     
  3. GazHyde

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    Members don't click the like button on your posts anymore... :confused:
     
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  4. FRANKIE

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    ..the phone rings at home and your daughter is asking your wife the telephone number of the car insurance company.
     
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    You've had to put the Spacesaver on and you've nowhere to put your normal wheel :arghh:
     
  6. zedonist

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    When you give your Wife flowers, and she just smiles and says thankyou..................................
     
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  7. zedonist

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    When a Brown envelope drops through your letterbox...................
     
  8. Mint

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    Wife says "What do you think".
     
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  9. badman gee

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    Can't stop reading jazz mags!
     
  10. FRANKIE

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    ?? A UK thing?
     
  11. FRANKIE

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    Or Worse!!!!!!!
     
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    You forget to copper coat your nuts.....
     
  13. GazHyde

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    Pretty much anything from our government comes in a brown envelope. Mainly tax related too!
     
  14. FRANKIE

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    The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out
    A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
    People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
    Your suggestion box starts ticking...
     
  15. badman gee

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    You fart and push a little bit too much!

    When your stunning new girlfriend pops round for a bit of slap and tickle. You then discover she has a couple of hairy boys too!

    When you enjoy having your prostate checked the old fashioned way !

    Your French letter has a hole in it.
     
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  16. GazHyde

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    You post stuff which makes me post statements like...

    "Don't push it with nasty replies please" :stop:
     
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    When your boss says "its only a 5 minute job"
     
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    When I get a text from my ex-wife...
     
  19. badman gee

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    I thought the replies were entertaining
     
  20. bonzo

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    Your French letter has a hole in it.[/QUOTE]

    Well of course your french letter has got a hole in in, you wouldn't be able to use it if it didn't! Kuh!
     

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