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Discussion in 'General Banter' started by FRANKIE, Mar 22, 2014.
You know you're in trouble when Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich
You can't raise a smile anymore!
Members don't click the like button on your posts anymore...
..the phone rings at home and your daughter is asking your wife the telephone number of the car insurance company.
You've had to put the Spacesaver on and you've nowhere to put your normal wheel
When you give your Wife flowers, and she just smiles and says thankyou..................................
When a Brown envelope drops through your letterbox...................
Wife says "What do you think".
Can't stop reading jazz mags!
?? A UK thing?
You forget to copper coat your nuts.....
Pretty much anything from our government comes in a brown envelope. Mainly tax related too!
The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out
A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
Your suggestion box starts ticking...
You fart and push a little bit too much!
When your stunning new girlfriend pops round for a bit of slap and tickle. You then discover she has a couple of hairy boys too!
When you enjoy having your prostate checked the old fashioned way !
Your French letter has a hole in it.
You post stuff which makes me post statements like...
"Don't push it with nasty replies please"
When your boss says "its only a 5 minute job"
When I get a text from my ex-wife...
I thought the replies were entertaining
Your French letter has a hole in it.[/QUOTE]
Well of course your french letter has got a hole in in, you wouldn't be able to use it if it didn't! Kuh!