Hi guys and girls, my fellow zed-heads!
Well, they say bad things happen in 3 don't they? So if the story of the touchless car wash is no3 (and don't worry, I'm going to tell you all about that one in a moment) what are no1 and no2 I hear you say?
No1: A month ago I had my beautiful baby felix reversed into by some total idiot who courteously drove off and left no note (they never do, do they?). I have a suspiciously tow-bar shaped dent and crack to my paintwork on his back bumper. Thankfully it's not cracked it, but it's still going to be money out of pocket to repair him and restore him to former back bumper glory. Luckily for me, I've kept on good terms with my ex who happens to be a bmws panel beater, and that comes in handy when I need to text him and plead him to help me take a look at my car or fix a problem!
so hopefully I'll have that problem sorted out before long
No2: I've already shared no2 on my intro post (it's my mysteriously disappearing coolant - hopefully something like my water pump, all great suggestions, ideas and tips I've been given from the great members on here). Felix is going in on tues to the 'nice garage' so the nice guy there - Matt, can take a look and hopefully get to the bottom of that. I hope I'll have some findings to report on her on tues pm.
so onto numero 3, and this is where it gets interesting/shocking/unbelievable. But since bad things happen in 3, I knew something was coming....!
I believe context is king, so I'll give you a little bit of a back story to it
So last saturday was Valentines day, love was in the air, and Felix was a beautiful shade of brown that I think they call 'muck'. I always always wash him myself. Yup, I've got the shelf in the garage dedicated to all his cleaning implements - the microfibre clothes, waxes, clay bars, alloy cleaning brushes, you name it! And i'll sit there happily for a couple of hours on a sunday morning or early afternoon getting more water on me than on the car and cleaning him until he just shines! I've always refused to take him to those £5 hand car washes for fear they'd scratch him using a cloth thats cleaned 100 cars before him that morning. So anyway, back to this particular saturday. We were heading home from friends and passing a garage in my hometown of York - its a pretty cool looking place. All space themed. Darleks on the roof, that sort of thing. And it boasts to have an 'amazing touches car wash'. I had used it a few years ago with my company car, but not before and not since. 'oh, it couldn't hurt' I thought. 'yeah, I'm gonna go for it, it'l be a treat!' So into the shop I went, and I looked up at the board. I had to go for the fanciest wash. The 'outer space' wash didn't clean the undercarriage and the 'solar system' option didn't offer the special rinse. No, I was there to splash out. I went for the 'outer limits' all singing all dancing £8.50 option!
We sat in the queue of cars (it was a busy saturday, and it's a busy petrol station/'space-station') and waited our turn. Finally, in we go! A horn honks and you stop your engine the second you hear it. Engine off, keys out of ignition, handbrake on (you're not on a moving conveyor, so it's put on). So it's all touchless as promised, aside from the wheel cleaning. And therein lies the problem that I had on that day!. The wheel brushes move along and line up. Picture two electric toothbrush heads only much, much bigger! they move in towards the car, and I say to Dave (my boyfriend sat next to me) 'dave, I don't think my wheels are there!?'
The wheel brushes are just below me - lined up on my drivers door below me - towards the back across the drivers door and back panel. Dave looks down at his. 'no, I think it's much too far forward. Your wheel is back there...!'
There isn't a lot we are able to do at this point. We're in a giant touchless mechanical car wash! So we wait until it's finished it's cycle to drive out and park up.
Unsurprisingly, it's done a crap job (what can you expect from a touchless car wash really I suppose?) but I couldn't see the damage as there was still a thin film of muck all over felix covering it. So I couldn't see anything obviously amiss because of that. 'oh well' i shrugged. Seems ok. 'Wasted £8.50, but at least I know not to go through again' I say
I had a busy weekend and a very busy couple of days at the start of the week. Wednesday, I find myself with a little time late afternoon and decide to give felix a nice and simple bath. Out comes a new sponge and a bucket of hot soapy water. It's getting dark by this point, so when I'm done, I just go inside!
The next day I hope in felix and set off for the med school! it's only when I park up, that I spot what looks like a dusty unwashed part of felix's drivers door. We all do that from time to time, right? wash our cars hurriedly and miss a bit that we don't see until it's dry! So I do the classic lick my finger and touch to see if it is dirt that will come away. It doesn't.....
Slowly, horrifyingly, it dawns on me....
What I'm looking at isn't a large patch of dirt. Its a faded, finely scratched part of paintwork from where my car has effectively been sanded by the wheel brushes! I check the other side, yep, it's symmetrical! Wheel sensors in the machine were surely supposed to detect my wheels and obviously had got that one very wrong indeed! Who else had it done this to? who knows! I bet a lot of people probably haven't even noticed! and I can't be the only one...
The brushes were pretty fierce (span at a very high RPM!) and probably had lots of dirt and dust on from other wheels and had effectively buffed my paintwork on either side. One side, the passenger side, is worse than the drivers. It appears to have taken the edge off the paint on the inside wheel arch - a place where you'd never bash your paintwork in any other way so as to get that kind of damage! That and, like us all, I know my car inside out and inspect it every time I polish it - so I know that's another bit of damage that's been done by this carwash. To say I was devastated and mortified was a gross understatement!
I went straight over to the garage and spoke with the floor manager. I was really polite and as friendly as I could be - I never want to be the difficult customer! but how can you not speak up and say something when a touchless car wash does that magnitude of damage to your most beloved car?
She took some photos, assured me that they'd still have the CCTV (even though this was now about 5 days later) and promised to contact the area manager. She did admit that she'd be doing the same if it were her car! and the damage was pretty self explanatory (two huge, round shaped swirls from their wheel brushes - hard to pretend anything else did it!)
She rang me back later that afternoon to say she'd spoken to him and that he'd phone me the very next day (the saturday). She said She had found the CCTV (I'd been able to provide the exact time i'd gone through - 4.17pm! as I am that sad i'd taken a couple of photos sat in the car wash when the droplets are moving up the windscreen due to the air blower, and i thought looked much too cool to pass a photo opportunity up) and I asked her what she thought. She said there were two things the area manager had told her to check on the CCTV - 1. that i'd stopped where I was supposed to and not gone too far forward
and 2. that i'd not driven and moved while it was working! (would someone actually do that one?!)
I asked her what she thought, and she acknowledged that she thought i'd stopped pretty much spot on, and that she'd noted my lights going out as I'd driven in (when the engine went off)
Sadly, very predictably, I didn't get that call from the manager on Saturday (turns out he's actually the managing director) and even after phoning the garage to prompt them and being promised they'd ring him and tell him to get his ass in gear and ring me, he didn't. My ex (the BMW panel beating one) said they're probably hoping I will just go away. My response to this? 'me, go away? ha - they don't know me then do they?
' the words 'dog with a bone' are appropriate to me in this instance!
I'll be ringing first thing on monday. At the end of the day, their touchless car-wash has caused significant damage to my car and it's their responsibility to put that right. It's right across the door and back panels on both sides (and possibly the trims)
Kate/Katie? I think 'calamity Kate' would suit me better right now!! Stay clear, walking danger
Any advice on what you think I aught to say to this guy (swearing is probably not a good idea though!) most gratefully welcomed!
I'm hoping they're going to be keen to put this mess right, but If they try wriggle their way out of it, I thought i'd just ask for their insurance details (I believe it's a petrol station owned by BP - though I don't know how the touchless car wash comes into all of that and whose remit it comes under)
My advice? and the moral of the story? NEVER USE A TOUCHLESS CAR WASH! I certainly won't EVER again!