Valentines Special Edition!

[FaxZ]

Bob was about to marry Caroline when his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.'

When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'

Bob took his father's advice and as soon as he got Caroline alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Caroline and told her to put them on. Caroline said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Bob. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'

Caroline paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Bob. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Bob. 'Exactly,' replied Caroline. 'And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never will.'

 

[hard top]

A day in the life of @z3cade ..........

 

[z3cade]

You had better remove your comment HT or I shall set Caroline on you!!

She throws a mean Right hook

 

[hard top]

Don't worry mate, I will keep my helmet on..........

 

[t-tony]

So how's this for Valentines day devotion then. Today, my good lady wife went out and met a strange man (with his wife and young child, I hasten to add), miles away from home outside a Garden Centre on Valentines Day, to buy me some new carpet for the boot of my Z3 (while I was at work you understand) Isn't she the BEST?

Tony.

 

[oldcarman]

Don't worry mate, I will keep my helmet on..........

You mean you actually take it off? I figured you slept in it! JIM

 

[t-tony]

You mean you actually take it off? I figured you slept in it! JIM

I thought it was part of his head Jim.

Tony.

 

[bonzo]

I thought it was part of his head Jim.

Tony.

No, his helmet is another part of his anatomy.

 

[oldcarman]

I thought it was part of his head Jim.

Tony.

I think he probably caresses those boob things on it in his sleep dreaming of the good old days spent shopping in Amsterdam. JIM