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GazHyde

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I followed this MX-5 for about 10 miles on the way home tonight. I had a couple of opportunities to overtake but to be honest it was too hilarious following him. This is nothing against MX-5's just people who modify their cars to the point of making them utterly useless for the purpose.

It had been "slammed" to the point I'm not sure it had any springs, it certainly wasn't on air ride as he would have raised it to make the thing work marginally better than it was.

First noticed, or rather heard him, when the sound of scuffing plastic while I was waiting at a t-junction. Pulled out and ended up a few cars behind him, and could continue to hear what I think was his front bumper hitting the road each time he hit the slightest bump on the road. Eventually the two cars in front turned off and I got directly behind him and was able to appreciate the experience all the more.

The exhaust for some reason comes out the side of the rear bumper and then points almost vertically upwards about 9 inches. Obviously it was loud. At this point we'd cleared civilisation and headed out to the country side at the heady speed of 35mph. He couldn't go any faster as it caused the car to bounce, and the more it bounced the more the sparks came out the rear. I'm surprised he didn't get sea sick.

He swerved (if you can call it that at 35) around a pheasant roadkill, only for the exhaust to clip the cats eye in the centre of the road sending out more sparks just after a loud clang. At this point the tears were running down my cheeks from the laughter.

I probably shouldn't have found it funny, as I'm pretty sure that thing shouldn't be on the road at all. The wheels had already eaten through the arches...
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EnthuZiaZT

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It might have been on air ride Gaz, but the compressor isn't working properly or he's not used the ride height switch. I any case as you say the underneath of the car will wear away very quickly. But lets face it it's only an MX5.

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Shame!... No speed hump retail park burn out, doughnut meetings for him then? Or is that donut? :writing:
 

hard top

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This is nothing against MX-5's
My first experience of an MX5 was this year on the Limbo Rit in a standard car.
After 700 + KM, I could not wait to get out of the bloody thing.
These things are not built for cruising, they are built for the wife to go down the shop.
 

Daz3

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I'm all for a lowered car but why would you go to the extent so you have to drive at tractor speeds? Sounds like he's on eBay coil overs for the bumpy ride :D
 

hard top

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Oh, and at one pit stop, we had to chuck some oil in it, it was fine when we started off.
Also the boot decided to stop working by remote. What a pile of crap.
This is a car that is years younger than my old Z that you could drive for miles with out starting to squirm about in your seat.
 

Low Rider

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How slammed is that. Someone's gotta carried away.
 

littlefeller

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there is a site for this kind of spot - barry boys=)) there are tons of modded mx5 by me, it seems to be the in thing, corsa is out mx5 is in, and yes most are as bad as this one (tis funny though).
 

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I doubt that thing has air ride, it would be worth more than the car :D I suppose you could use 4 balloons :p
 

littlefeller

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the funny thing with the MX5 is just how many of there are, now if MG had gotten there act together they could have all been midgets, then they wouldn't have had too sell up, missed opportunity of all time.
 

Uncle_Clanger

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the funny thing with the MX5 is just how many of there are, now if MG had gotten there act together they could have all been midgets, then they wouldn't have had too sell up, missed opportunity of all time.
Difference is though the Mg was fairly unreliable which is totally opposite to most Japanese engines... Of course we all know the Japanese finished our motorcycle industry overnight with the Honda... The MX5 bores the hell out of me but they are pretty solid mechanically so I'm led to believe.
 

littlefeller

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exactly, IF mg had gotten there act together. but then most brit cars were crap, there is the odd exception to this but as a whole, well not saying any more.
 

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I am a big fan of 1st gen Miatas, and I feel bad for the poor thing that would surely deserve a spot among the other classic cars by now...if it wasn't so gruesomely ruined.
 
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