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The Idle mind is the devil's playground.

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by FRANKIE, Dec 17, 2013.

  1. FRANKIE

    FRANKIE Zorg Guru (V)
    American Zeds The M44 Massive

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    While standing on a Fortune Pai Gow Poker table that was dead for 3 hours, I reflected on a picture sent to me in the forum by Hard Top.
    THEME AND VARIATION

    THEME:
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    VARIATION: THE NOVICE..
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    I've seen this before in pictures but this is the first time.............

    FIRST TIME...........
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    Now mum said the first thing to do was........

    LOST AND FOUND

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    That nose ring was not supposed to come off.....Now its got to be here somewhere


    REALLY LOST
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    Rendoza to Red Cloud Leader, ......Come in Red Cloud Leader......

    CLUELESS
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    Hmm..missing all the things I've got and a big gash.. accident while swinging in trees?

    FORTUNE TELLER
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    Lets see..in your future you will meet a monkey with fast hands and intense gaze..

    GETTING OLD
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    Maybe if I stare at it another 5 minutes, I'll be able to do something....

    REALLY OLD
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    I know I've seen this before but I can't remember what to do with it.

    NO CONFIDENCE
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    Alright, I know its been 10 minutes. I'm almost ready but stop looking at that other guy..

    THE SMOOTHIE
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    In five minutes, I'll have this tied up with a red ribbon.

    THE DOCTOR
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    Take the medicine twice a day and these hemorrhoids will be cleared up in a week!!!
     
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  2. hard top

    hard top Zorg Expert (I)
    Dutch Zeds The M44 Massive

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    FFS Frankie, stay off the moonshine.........=))
     
  3. badman gee

    badman gee Guest

    Good one Frankie
     
  4. joey

    joey Zorg Addict
    British Zeds The M44 Massive

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    Frankie...


    your a one-off mate!

    :)