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t-tony

t-tony

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@Bozzy and @Mint
Quite like this training idea, after we left Morrisons we went down to Marshalls Yard where I was treated to an egg, sausage and bacon bun and a Costa's coffee. Chauffeur driven there and back. What's not to like? Is this not normal then?=))

Tony.
 
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I think your missus is lulling you into a false sense of security, I'd be very afraid if I was you the job list will be on the fridge before you know it:whistle:
 
t-tony said:
@Bozzy and @Mint
Quite like this training idea, after we left Morrisons we went down to Marshalls Yard where I was treated to an egg, sausage and bacon bun and a Costa's coffee. Chauffeur driven there and back. What's not to like? Is this not normal then?=))

Tony.
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That sounds like hard work mate......not.....well maybe the Morrison's bit.
Must be time for your afternoon nap now then ?=)).
 
If my missus "Chauffeur driven there and back." for me, it'd be bad for my blood pressure.
 
t-tony said:
@Bozzy and @Mint
Quite like this training idea, after we left Morrisons we went down to Marshalls Yard where I was treated to an egg, sausage and bacon bun and a Costa's coffee. Chauffeur driven there and back. What's not to like? Is this not normal then?=))

Tony.
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Yes agree with @Bampz, Shirl is lulling you into a false sense of security. You can get an egg, sausage and bacon bun anytime you like now, especially when working in the shed. As I said before make sure you fail this shopping course or you'll be cleared for solo shopping and not for car bits either=))
 
Don't do shopping! I hate it with a passion. If that's retirement mate I'll keep working
 
There's no such thing as a free lunch.....
Payback awaits, mark my words.... =))
 
Got to say your good lady has proper led you down the garden path. Next time you’ll be driving no bacon sarnie. You’ll be carrying all the bags regardless of what’s in them “ cos I can’t possibly hold and look at the same time.
Then you’ll be getting dragged in and out of every shop and then back to where you started. All for that promise of a Costa........
Happy retirement mate easier at work I think.
 
Carl Brown said:
Got to say your good lady has proper led you down the garden path. Next time you’ll be driving no bacon sarnie. You’ll be carrying all the bags regardless of what’s in them “ cos I can’t possibly hold and look at the same time.
Then you’ll be getting dragged in and out of every shop and then back to where you started. All for that promise of a Costa........
Happy retirement mate easier at work I think.
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Ha,Ha. Cheers Carl.

Tony.
 
The art of shopping is to have a job planned for each day and it might as well be the one you put off from yesterday and say that this really need doing and could your good lady manage on her own. Then ask on her 'way back can she bring the bacon sarnie with her'.

This is usually followed by a long hard stare but if you have started getting the job ready she can't really complain too long.

The worst one is where you want to nip and get something and she says 'I will come along for the ride' , this must be avoided at all costs.

Enjoy yourself @t-tony and hi to Shirl as well:)
 
Brian4 said:
The art of shopping is to have a job planned for each day and it might as well be the one you put off from yesterday and say that this really need doing and could your good lady manage on her own. Then ask on her 'way back can she bring the bacon sarnie with her'.

This is usually followed by a long hard stare but if you have started getting the job ready she can't really complain too long.

The worst one is where you want to nip and get something and she says 'I will come along for the ride' , this must be avoided at all costs.

Enjoy yourself @t-tony and hi to Shirl as well:)
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Brilliant Brian, good luck with it Tony:thumbsup:
 
Brian4 said:
The art of shopping is to have a job planned for each day and it might as well be the one you put off from yesterday and say that this really need doing and could your good lady manage on her own. Then ask on her 'way back can she bring the bacon sarnie with her'.

This is usually followed by a long hard stare but if you have started getting the job ready she can't really complain too long.

The worst one is where you want to nip and get something and she says 'I will come along for the ride' , this must be avoided at all costs.

Enjoy yourself @t-tony and hi to Shirl as well:)
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Adds more weight if the job at hand is one from the inevitability ever growing list of jobs allocated to you by the management. Choosing the most often mentioned one is a good place to start ;)
 
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