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Ponderosa now

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by MAURICE THE MARTIAN, Sep 21, 2014.

  1. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    Just enjoyed a nice brekki and going for a run over to llandudno.
    Comming up the horshoe pass funny burning smell and a bit of power lag.ok in manual mode tho.hope its not the torque converter ont way out. uploadfromtaptalk1411294343157.jpg uploadfromtaptalk1411294358323.jpg
     
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    Mrs M done the Evo .thats why I need a drink.took mi Zed and mi cap and saw a strange lady walkin her horse ont beach.
    Llandudno's wierd .lol
     
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    Well, it would not be a lady with a sheep now would it.
    You have made me hungry now and I also want to go for a pint.
     
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    Im avin another Mrs M can drive back as well.
     
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    Not like the Ponderosa that I imagined when I saw the post Mozza. Pics to follow.
     
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    Massage parlour in Florida...?...
     
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    All those pints and cooked brekies Moz........ your going to loose your figure carrying on like that.
     
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  9. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    Too late [emoji2]
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    Good evening Maurice, I just love your quaint language and grammar, such a hoot. I must have a go! How's this? Orl reet mon?..............Ooh I'm shivering again, NURSE!
     
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    Karl, where are you Karl?? I'm shivering again, climb in bed and cuddle me, darling!!
     
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    Nooo, you're mistaken, her names CARLA!
     
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    Not bad bud, lol,
    I think i talk reet proper,go 25 mls N.E.Barnsley , Yocky country, an I canna understand em, an if y go t newcastle , well firgit it,
    Herd a dad shout t his lad ,....away johnny,..which seems t mean cum here , there a weird lot.lol
    Only joshin , mi fav daughter in law comes from nr Penshaw,
    Gotta say that she's got a mean right hand,
    M
     
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    Oh James, you've come out, how courageous of you. People tell me that the gay men they know are so considerate, gentle, kind and helpful, but I suppose someone has to break the mould. Anyway,:drinks: Bottoms Up!
    ( As you do!)
     
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    The town I live is so small there is no place to come out of or anyone to come out to! Thanks for bringing this to the masses through those hallucinogens you are taking post op! I have noticed how gentle and considerate you've been since the Prof. Performed the partial removal and hope that with a complete transplant you will have a successful turnaround. So far as I know Karl is still in the UK and asking for you! JIM
     
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    I wouldn't 2 time you James,.................even if I was Gay!
     
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    Still in denial Bonzo, pity!
     
  18. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    Think my thread took a detour somewhere.ha ha ha.
    Keep it up lads.
    M
     
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    Since Bonzo's surgery I never know what direction he'll go, so I play along with the poor boy and hope one day he'll get that humour transplant. JIM
     
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    No sweet cheeks, I am not in denial because I am NOT gay, you naughty sausage.
     

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