Dad said if I did it again, he'd really 'plant' me, but I didn't think that he really meant it!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, Not again! Its add your caption time again!!!!!!!!!!
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Oooowh! There's a worm down there wrapping itself around my private parts!! JIM
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"Daddy is this what being IN IT UP TO MY NECK means"??????
I knew that stork had the wrong post code!
Tony.
Tony.
Daddy I think I soiled myself.....
I think I need watering, oh don't worry I've just sorted it myself! 
Between the chives and parsley? I must be the spice of someone's eye!
Sorry mate,those are Herbs.not that I'm a big gardener or anything
I wanted to ask you something. The day you got your ticked, Wales had beated Ireland. I never did knoe what happened after that. How did it play out? Who finally won? Frankie at work.
Six Nations 2015: Ireland win title from England & Wales
It is Shelly! I didn't feel anything! lol JIMWish it was that easy to give birth
I remember that they say not to spill your seed into the soil but never thought self indulgence would result in this! JIM
If only Jim @oldcarman
If men were to give birth , they would stop at 1
Men don't know what pain is
They would wonder what had hit them
( now going to work )
Morning Jim @oldcarman
Women just can handle the pain more than men can
It's a known fact
Just look what happens when men get a simple cold ........
It always turn into manful
Women just can handle the pain more than men can
It's a known fact
Just look what happens when men get a simple cold ........
It always turn into manful
@Shelly I was going to stay out of this debate untill the belittling of this horrendous affliction.I can tell that You have been lucky not to be struck down with it.While men all over the world suffer in silence in their reclining chairs or sofa,unable to even reach out for the TV remote!!!!And where are you when they are suffering ?are you making them reviving tea or fresh homemade soup ,NO your doing the ironing,cleaning the bathroom or hanging out the washing ,all these excuses while the MAN of the house is knocking on heavens door.Next time your man is struck down ,think again and take yourself down to the off-licence and get a few cans ofGuinness (NOT the plain ones the ones with the "widget"in)and a few snacks,and whatever you do don't let his remote fall off the arm of the chair!
I agree with you Hugh, let's just stay out of it and keep our thoughts to ourselves! JIM