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NSFW NSFW - Quote/statement of the day

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by badman gee, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. badman gee

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    I think we need a thread that people can put there quote/statement of the day on.

    It can be anything.

    I will start:

    Freeze Around

    to place your hand in a bowl of ice or a freezer just long enough to make it numb and then giving some one a reach around to make it feel like its coming from a dead guy!
     
  2. Macca

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    Does Michelle know about your new boyfriend Mark?
     
  3. hard top

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    Don't push it Bad Boy.......
     
  4. badman gee

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    It's off the urban dictionary
     
  5. GazHyde

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    Perhaps you could start with a quote which isn't likely to offend, or gets HT in his nuking mood! ;)

    Failing all of that, title the thread so it at least gives people a warning as to objectionable content before they open it...
     
  6. badman gee

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    Sorry gaz, you can remove it if you like, dont want to offend anyone.

    I found it funny though
     
  7. GazHyde

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    Haven't had any complaints (yet). Just needs a simple warning on the title to warn unsuspecting readers.
     
  8. badman gee

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    I can't change the title!

    I think ht loved it really :pompus:
     
  9. badman gee

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    Nobody loves a fat man but his grocer!
     
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    Mark....Don't take the mickey out of fat people

    They have enough on their plate....
     
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  11. zedonist

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    Gay marriage is all the rage in the commons at the moment so at least you are topical!
     
  12. hard top

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    In the valley of pigs the butcher is king.......
     
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    What about the valley of the sheep?
    Would Mozza be King
     
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    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt !! =))
     
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  15. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    Think i'LL keep quiet:D
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  16. badman gee

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    Sixty nine, meal for 2 with a terrible view.
     
  17. hard top

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    Cut it out Bad Boy...........
     
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    Agreed. Removed two of those posts as they were really pushing boundaries even with NSFW. :eek:
     

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