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New Tesco tea

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by GazHyde, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. GazHyde

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    Just released today!
     

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket.
     
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    A Tesco Security Guard stopped Anthony Worrall Thompson and said "What are you doing with that Chicken under your jacket?". AWT said "Some Baby New Potatoes, Broccoli and Carrots".
     
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    I had to read the paper before I understood what the hell this was all about........

    =))
     
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    New advertising campaign?
     

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    =)) It doesn't take long for these to come out does it
     
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    There's always trouble brewing somewhere .... :-$
     
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    Viewer beware: It has got some slightly rude bits in it :ymblushing:

    Anthony Worrall Thompson in "The Lambshank Redemption"

     
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    :baa shank

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    had me in stitches, excelent find.
     
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    A Tesco Security Guard stopped Anthony Worrall Thompson and asked him to empty his bag

    He then asked him, what he intended to cook with the contents ..

    Ready Steady Cook ....... :D
     

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