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NSFW My Horn isn't working (off topic posts) important message added!

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by badman gee, Sep 23, 2014.

  1. badman gee

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    I beleive its an age thing when your horn stops working. Tablets are available.
     
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  2. oldcarman

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    Upstream, you made a valid effort to add humour to a serious problem and because my service manual is 1600+ miles away at present I will leave it to our resident experts on non working horns, BMG and Bonzo. I'm sure we haven't heard the last from either on this life threatening situation. JIM
     
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  3. miller1098

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    Since my operation I have exactly the same problem no horn! .Ive tried the blue pills I've tried the yellow pills I've even tried the little pink pills,but without a total rewire or some fancy aftermarket parts they don't work for me.however I've just got my hands on a pump all courtesy of the good oldNHS I've got to say the result is eye watering for me and Sarah,let me tell you long hair doesn't want to be caught in the contraption.Its not like it used to be but it's much better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.So I thought this might be a good time to remind all you gentlemen here unless you do already to go for a prostate test image.jpg
     
  4. GazHyde

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    I've moved this post to the banter section, as it's really off topic. However it does convey an important message, although some information may be a little too much information!

    But as you say, gentlemen get yourself booked in for an exam!
     
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  5. bonzo

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    Can you provide pics showing how to operate it and the results achieved?
     
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  6. miller1098

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    I can but I really don't think you really want to see it,I don't mint talking to you about it.heres the instruction leaflet its easy to understand
    it's image.jpg
     
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  8. badman gee

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    I dread the day I cant raise a smile!
     
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  9. bonzo

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    :eek: You're a better man than me Bung it In......( Carry On Up The Khyber)
     
  10. bonzo

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    Mate, It might happen sooner than you think with all that booze you put away.:eek:
     
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  11. bonzo

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    No offence meant mate.;)
     
  12. badman gee

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    None taken big boy!
     
  13. zedonist

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    Speaking from experience Mr Bonzo?
     
  14. bonzo

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    Experience of?
     
  15. oldcarman

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    Is that like an inhaler, you put all those pills in, shake and inhale whilst pumping? We're very innocent up here in the northlands. JIM
    Get tested every year at least with stool samples!! JIM
     
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  16. badman gee

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    Had a good discussion with Brian 4 and gaz about prostate checks.

    I told him that blood tests are available now for this.

    He said he preferred the old fashioned test!
     
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  17. badman gee

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    HT I heard you like the old way as well.

    Especially if the quak has sausage fingers!
     
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    :yuck: @badman gee your timing couldnt be more off, i have just eaten toad in the hole in the staff canteen =))
     
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  19. badman gee

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    Prostate checks also improve your hearing.
    You listen out for movement in the fly area!
     
  20. bonzo

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    There are no flies on me!