Man Flu'

[bonzo]

I have the terrible Man Flu. I have taken to my bed and am being nursed by my three legged ginger tom William. He lies with his head on the pillow beside me with his one front paw under my neck. (Bless). My pitiless wife has relented and has bought me some chicken soup with cretins, but has left it out of my reach. Zelda is calling for me to take her for a drive, but as you know, with Man Flu it's as much you can do to make it to the loo. ( the gozeunder is full!), so even that pleasure is denied me!
I think I'll pull through though as I am self medicating with some D.V.D.s of classic Maserati and Ferrari cars from the 50's to 90's. I just hope I don't loose the remote!

Bonzo.

 

[Shelly]

Good job Women don't get that awful flu , as the world would stop , we just carry on ,
Hope you get better soon tho

 

[hard top]

wife has relented and has bought me some chicken soup with cretins

Bonzo.

What...?.....Bad Boy came with the soup......!

 

[zedonist]

Good job Women don't get that awful flu , as the world would stop , we just carry on ,
Hope you get better soon tho

It was scientifically proven recently that Man Flu is actually real, and that women don't suffer the same severe symptoms as men due to a genetic fault in a womens DNA, my interpretation but a true fact:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...u-the-truth-that-women-dont-want-to-hear.html

 

[badman gee]

Your a wimp sir. It's only a cold!

 

[bonzo]

No No No, it's a very very BAD cold!

 

[bessieblue]

us men just get on with it, women are straight up the doctors

 

[bonzo]

Up the doctors what?

 

[badman gee]

Up the doctors what?

Ronson

 

[zedonist]

Mark

 

[bonzo]

Mark

Was that a dog with a hare lip?

 

[zedonist]

Was that a dog with a hare lip?

Funny, but it was more a play on words, BMG said Ronson, I said Mark

 

[badman gee]

Hope you feel better soon.

Milk it while you can

 

[bonzo]

Hope you feel better soon.

Milk it while you can

It's going quite well!

 

[TaffZee]

Got a sure fire cure for Man Flu.
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Wait until the missus gets it, that always makes me feel much much better

 

[bonzo]

I'm going to suck a fisherman's friend!



Maybe that will help my sore throat.

 

[zedonist]

I'm going to suck a fisherman's friend!



Maybe that will help my sore throat.

Well if it doesn't it should certainly put a smile on the fishermans friends face!!

 

[bonzo]

Well if it doesn't it should certainly put a smile on the fishermans friends face!!

Sorry, I'm not with you on this, I've looked closely at the lozenges and none of them have faces.

 

[zedonist]

Sorry, I'm not with you on this, I've looked closely at the lozenges and none of them have faces.

Thats because they are like a stick of rock the face is in the middle, suck harder!

 

[bruce&kim]

my friends a fisherman