Just got to love Holland

[hard top]

The street I live on is a about a five minute walk end to end.
We have, not including the normal shops like clothes, optician, scooters, push bikes, computers, hair dressers, offices etc, also the following :-
2 x gay bar, 1 x straight bar, 1 x coffee shop

, 1 x casino, 3 x Chines restaurant, 2 x snack bar, 1 x Italian restaurant, 2 x kebab shop and an expensive French ala carte restaurant at the bottom of the road.
That's all pretty much normal for over here but myself and the other residents had a new one to add to the list today in the form of a letter we all received containing the following:-

Please would we all be so kind as not to use the parking spaces that we will be able to see have been marked 'allocated' this week for the use by a film company and its film crew who will be shooting a pornographic film called the "Dagboek van enn Callgirl" (diary of) at number 48...........

 

[GazHyde]

So nice they chose to let you know what the film title was...

 

[Jack Ratt]

Thought you lived at 48? Something you're not telling us ?

What's the name again "Hard ????

 

[hard top]

So nice they chose to let you know what the film title was...

I suppose that is their first part of an advertising campaign as everyone will be going 'Ooh, you know what is being filmed down our street?' FB etc......

 

[hard top]

Thought you lived at 48? Something you're not telling us ?

What's the name again "Hard ????

Ooh, you just made me take my helmet off and put my thinking cap on.
If I wear my Zorg name badge, I might just be able to walk straight in at number 48...!!

 

[FRANKIE]

The street I live on is a about a five minute walk end to end.
We have, not including the normal shops like clothes, optician, scooters, push bikes, computers, hair dressers, offices etc, also the following :-
2 x gay bar, 1 x straight bar, 1 x coffee shop

, 1 x casino, 3 x Chines restaurant, 2 x snack bar, 1 x Italian restaurant, 2 x kebab shop and an expensive French ala carte restaurant at the bottom of the road.
That's all pretty much normal for over here but myself and the other residents had a new one to add to the list today in the form of a letter we all received containing the following:-

Please would we all be so kind as not to use the parking spaces that we will be able to see have been marked 'allocated' this week for the use by a film company and its film crew who will be shooting a pornographic film called the "Dagboek van enn Callgirl" (diary of) at number 48...........

You mean to say that the gay bars outnumber the straight bars by 2 to 1 in Holland?

 

[hard top]

Yep, and that is were all the Yank tourists end up.........

 

[Zeti]

A Winter Night's Dream! your street, Mike

 

[zedwheels]

Not a good tourism add for Holland, unless your a very hungry gambler and on the other bus as it were.
The porn bit will be acceptable though.

 

[oldcarman]

Last couple of days for this and why aren't you supporting my 40 days project? Better brothels there?

 

[oldcarman]

The street I live on is a about a five minute walk end to end.
We have, not including the normal shops like clothes, optician, scooters, push bikes, computers, hair dressers, offices etc, also the following :-
2 x gay bar, 1 x straight bar, 1 x coffee shop

, 1 x casino, 3 x Chines restaurant, 2 x snack bar, 1 x Italian restaurant, 2 x kebab shop and an expensive French ala carte restaurant at the bottom of the road.
That's all pretty much normal for over here but myself and the other residents had a new one to add to the list today in the form of a letter we all received containing the following:-

Please would we all be so kind as not to use the parking spaces that we will be able to see have been marked 'allocated' this week for the use by a film company and its film crew who will be shooting a pornographic film called the "Dagboek van enn Callgirl" (diary of) at number 48...........

So what part are you playing? Or are you just going to be an extra in case the others aren't Up for it?? JIM

 

[oldcarman]

Ooh, you just made me take my helmet off and put my thinking cap on.
If I wear my Zorg name badge, I might just be able to walk straight in at number 48...!!

Don't forget to wear your "helmet!!" Wouldn't want you needing shots again! JIM

 

[DavidM]

The street I live on is a about a five minute walk end to end.
We have, not including the normal shops like clothes, optician, scooters, push bikes, computers, hair dressers, offices etc, also the following :-
2 x gay bar, 1 x straight bar, 1 x coffee shop

, 1 x casino, 3 x Chines restaurant, 2 x snack bar, 1 x Italian restaurant, 2 x kebab shop and an expensive French ala carte restaurant at the bottom of the road.
That's all pretty much normal for over here but myself and the other residents had a new one to add to the list today in the form of a letter we all received containing the following:-

Please would we all be so kind as not to use the parking spaces that we will be able to see have been marked 'allocated' this week for the use by a film company and its film crew who will be shooting a pornographic film called the "Dagboek van enn Callgirl" (diary of) at number 48...........

Who is your co-star HT?

 

[hard top]

Don't know yet @DavidM they are saving the best till last.

By the way, as requested Bad ///Boy, I have given these people your full details and they will contact you regarding the gay scenes.
See, told you I would get you some work.

(I know Bad ///Boy is still reading the forum........)

 

[hard top]

Oh, and by the way Bad ///Boy, there are a couple of bars down my street that would suit you sir.........

 

[oldcarman]

Oh, and by the way Bad ///Boy, there are a couple of bars down my street that would suit you sir.........

But what dress would you suggest he wears because he'll need to get one Out of the Closet!!

 

[hard top]

Last couple of days for this and why aren't you supporting my 40 days project? Better brothels there?

Would you give your boss money?

 

[oldcarman]

Would you give your boss money?

It's okay, I already told him to deduct it from your next pay cheque!! JIM

 

[hard top]

Well, I don't get one so you will have to make your pledge ten quid now..........

 

[oldcarman]

Well, I don't get one so you will have to make your pledge ten quid now..........

Why don't you get one? @GazHyde tells me all the others regularly get one. I'd check with your mailman or go for direct deposit!! JIM