Idiot.....

[hard top]

Passport and paperwork for the Z just gone through the washing machine.........

 

[GazHyde]

For any particular reason Mike?

 

[badman gee]

It needed a good clean!

 

[hard top]

For any particular reason Mike?

Yes, the EX is still doing my washing, bless her, but she did not check the pockets of my overall....can't get the staff these days........

 

[badman gee]

Poor sod sack her

 

[hard top]

Oh yeh, and this was funny. Moving house and my EX tells me to collect a washing machine that she had inherited from my EX mother in law, who has gone to a better land of Clog.
My mate tried to get it in the van on his own and broke the (what ever you call it) knob off it.
He sheepishly came to me, with the knob in his hand, and apologized ..........

I just said, BRILLIANT, lets stick it back in the shed with the knob on the ground next to it........

Thinking about it, maybe I have just had pay back.......

 

[Boysie]

Passport and paperwork for the Z just gone through the washing machine.........

Do you have a clean licence now

 

[ge45ton]

you've opened a whole new world of cleaning for badman... no time now for train spotting

 

[badman gee]

Yes, Keith No time.

 

[badman gee]

HT, your Y fronts arnt amongst the passport.

I've heard they need to be chiseled clean

 

[hard top]

No, she boils them at 95c along with my overalls, honestly......

 

[badman gee]

Amazing sir