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How to get into Heaven at Christmas

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by Frank.A, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. Frank.A

    Frank.A Zorg Addict

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    Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

    The old boy from Manchester fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

    'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

    The geezer from London reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

    Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

    The old Cornish farmer started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'













    The old boy replied, 'These are Carols.'
     

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