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Discussion in 'General Banter' started by stevie_a, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. Rha

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    You youngsters are all the same, it’s true I tell you. =))

    Roy.:whistle:
     
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  5. FRANKIE

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    Can't figure it.................is it a Brit thing?................................Frankie
     
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    Farmer C = Pharmacy :D
     
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    You are not alone, Maxine didn't get it, I had to explain. Now she thinks it's really clever.
     
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    Yep, I had to get Pauline to say it out loud. Then she got it:D
     
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    Didn’t take me long at all, after I came back to it the fifth time. Tunnel vision I suppose.:facepalm:................:confused:

    ROY.
     
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    I’m a tad embarrassed to say I looked and looked at it and gave up.... got my wife to take a look at it.... yep she got it immediately. :(:(
     
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    Just how smug do I feel now?:whistle:
     
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    Go to the top of the class :thumbsup:
    Didn't get past Farmer A myself ...;)
     
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    Reminds me of the two Spanish firemen Jose and Hose B
     
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    I kept looking at it and looking at it and saying: "what are these guys seeing that I'm not?"

    Guess what speed my brain is working at...................

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    If you picked "DEAD SLOW", you're spot on.......................Frankie
     
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    A balding, white haired man from London walked into a jewelery store Oxford St with a beautiful much younger lady at his side.
    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring.
    The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
    'Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000' the jeweler said.
    The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
    The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
    On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There was only £25 in your account.'
    'I know, said the old man,
    'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
     
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    Got some bad news from over here. Went into the local chemists' yesterday and a fight broke out. I wound up having a big bottle of Omega 3 capsules thrown at me, and it hit me on the head. Someone called an ambulance, but the paramedic said I'd be OK. It's only super fish oil injuries.
     
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    Apparently thousands of dyslexic South Afrcans are grieving outside Nissan Maindealers!

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    Right over Maxine's head!
     
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