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CAUTION Have a chuckle - Lifes too short!!!

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by stevie_a, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. FRANKIE

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    thought this was amusing!
     
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    Tony.
     
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  5. Oddly Godly

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  6. ktnez99

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    I don’t honestly know whether to press the laughter or the agree button...too, too, too Big Brother to decide.
     
  7. Medskipper

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    It’s interesting that younger generations think like this!

    In reality humans have been too successful at breeding and perfecting medication! So there are far too many of us on this planet! We don’t have a natural predator so too many of us survive. Each and every human wants a roof over their head, food in their belly and a means to get around. I don’t know how old you are? But I suspect you have all these things or have aspirations for them? Absolutely no different to your parents generation? In fact younger generations are far more wasteful than my generation ever were! Almost everything now is a throwaway item, my generation never had the money for further education! Younger generations think they have an absolute right to it and want others to pay for it! my generation often mended and made do! So think again when you try and blame older generations!
     
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  8. Oddly Godly

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    I think over population is the biggest problem facing the planet, Britain's attempt at reducing the population ended when Prince Phillip handed his driving licence back.
     
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    I blame the Roman's ......... :whistle:
     
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    Well, have you ever seen a Dalek try to use toilet paper... Not a pretty sight!
     
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    the biggest threat to our National Health Service, is 'Holby City'.....














    sorry......

    'obesity'

    ............ bloody auto correct..
     
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    T**T!! =))=))=))

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    So do I, that orange Z4 is far too sexy!
     
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    Well, if no-one else is going to do it

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHFZBUTA4k
     
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    That was different Niall, I can just imagine my missus doing that sketch ...... and I bet you could too =))
     
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