Had to laugh....

[hard top]

The Turkish hair dressers next door to me sold up, so now there is a massage salon moved in.
Just bumped into the new owners, asked what a massage cost, was told "lit's ladies only"
Asked them if thay also got a 'happy ending'......
Don't they like me very much any more.........................................

 

[Jack Ratt]

No doubt you can still go to your usual salon though mate

 

[t-tony]

The Turkish hair dressers next door to me sold up, so now there is a massage salon moved in.
Just bumped into the new owners, asked what a massage cost, was told "lit's ladies only"
Asked them if thay also got a 'happy ending'......
Don't they like me very much any more.........................................

From now on known as "That T**t next door"

Tony.