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NSFW Do UK girls look like this in short-shorts too?

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by FRANKIE, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. FRANKIE

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  2. La_vida_diver

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    It was a long time ago I looked but I seem to remember they did back in the day
     
  3. FRANKIE

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    I understand. If it wasn't for my computer.....................
     
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    image.jpg They certainly do
     
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  5. FRANKIE

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    I just LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    What a babe
     
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    And ewe call me weird.ha ha
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    Wasn't Babe a pig that thought she was a sheep??
     
  9. zedonist

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    All not well in the love department at home Frankie, beware the FBI on those sites...........
     
  10. FRANKIE

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    You guys are starting to take this seriously............
     
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    Or are we...........
     
  12. FRANKIE

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    You're laboring under the false impression that there is a love department.
     
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  13. zedonist

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    Be careful then Frankie..........have you watched catfish?
     
  14. FRANKIE

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    ????????????????
     
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    How do they hold the rod? They have no thumbs. o_O
     
  16. TaffZee

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    Welsh Girls Do:

    welsh girls2.jpg

    welsh girls.jpg
     
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  17. bonzo

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    I thought Welsh girls had 4 legs and furry skin!
     
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    Shopping trolleys were invented and distributed in Wales many years ago. Over time the Welsh girls learned to walk on two legs. Even to this day they shave then wear a lot of make-up to cover the fur.
     
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  19. TaffZee

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    Only If Your English:baa

    Bit of history for you:

    The wellington boot was the first sex aid to be commercialy produced in England in the 19th century, these were designed to to help the English when they went courting in Wales and the surrounding area, these boots had two purposes one: to keep the plus 4s clean and secondly as you well know to restrain the girlfriends of said English visitors to Wales. They were then distributed to Australia where they were an immediate hit with the criminals that had been deported (Especialy in the Hobart area), as men outnumbered women by 10 to 1.
     
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    Oh I forgot to add, if the girls could not learn to walk upright they sent them here to Australia :)
     
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