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Correct Insurance

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by Ragtop, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. Ragtop

    Ragtop Zorg Guru (III)

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    Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

    Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

    Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

    Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

    Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

    Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

    Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

    Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

    Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

    Sex with an OAP - Saga !

    Sex with a transvestite - confused.com !
     
  2. badman gee

    badman gee Guest

    You missed one.

    Sex with your sister Family insurance! (yes there is one called family insurance)

    :ymdevil: 8-}
     
  3. TJ65

    TJ65 Dedicated Member

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    Here's another..

    Sex with your car - Aviva
     
  4. HornelZ3M

    HornelZ3M Zorg Addict
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    Sex with someone called Adrian because we all know Adrian Flux. :eek:)
     
  5. badman gee

    badman gee Guest

    top draw paul, your the king

    :D
     
  6. heath

    heath Regular Member

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    You have all forgot one
    Sex with animals
    Compare the meerkat.com


    Heath on Tapatalk
     
  7. badman gee

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    =)) :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:
     
  8. EnthuZiaZT

    EnthuZiaZT Zorg Guru (V)
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    Does he, by Joab!!! :ymdevil:
     

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