Correct Insurance

Ragtop

Zorg Guru (III)
Joined
Dec 4, 2011
Messages
512
Location
Bexhill On Sea
Model of Z
2.2
Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com !
 
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badman gee

Guest
You missed one.

Sex with your sister Family insurance! (yes there is one called family insurance)

:ymdevil: 8-}
 

HornelZ3M

Zorg Addict
Supporter
East Anglian Crew
Joined
Dec 4, 2011
Messages
939
Location
Raglan. South Wales
Model of Z
Z3M Roadster
Sex with someone called Adrian because we all know Adrian Flux. :eek:)
 

heath

Regular Member
Joined
Dec 22, 2011
Messages
88
Location
Burton on Trent
Model of Z
Z3 2.0 individual
You have all forgot one
Sex with animals
Compare the meerkat.com


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