Churchill car insurance "OHH, No Martin"

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How will Doc Martin get to his surgery now!!! This could be serious for the towns folk.. :-?
 

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Did he have to tell them?
He could have gone to work in a taxi, or on his bike!
 

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OHHHHH Yess :D
 
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Looks like Churchill are sticking to their policy of only insuring people who are / have:

1) Less than 3 points on your license (this includes bullet points for driving classes allowed)
2) Over 25, specifically Female Drivers aged over 110, accompanied by both parents
3) Anybody who does not own a car, drive a car, or know what a car is
4) A Job that does not entail travel of any sort

Everyone who does not meet this criteria need not apply :D

I wonder how many employees of Churchill have been sacked for this (including Directors)................

I think the Insurance fraternity have forgotten that their industry is all about gambling on the chance that you pay them for nothing every year against paying out for a claim, clearly an example of stacking the decks, loading the dice etc
 

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zedonist said:
Looks like Churchill are sticking to their policy of only insuring people who are / have:

1) Less than 3 points on your license (this includes bullet points for driving classes allowed)
2) Over 25, specifically Female Drivers aged over 110, accompanied by both parents
3) Anybody who does not own a car, drive a car, or know what a car is
4) A Job that does not entail travel of any sort

Everyone who does not meet this criteria need not apply :D

I wonder how many employees of Churchill have been sacked for this (including Directors)................

I think the Insurance fraternity have forgotten that their industry is all about gambling on the chance that you pay them for nothing every year against paying out for a claim, clearly an example of stacking the decks, loading the dice etc

SPOT ON!! :coolsteer)
 
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