Brief encounter with a Z3///M

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I drive past this car nearly every day and this evening spotted the owner parking up.
There are approx 4 Z3's local to me and 3 Z4's, the owners of the latter being snotty gits.

Stopped for a chat and the owner is a nice bloke.
From a distance, the car looks great, black on black, big quad pipes, 18 inch wheels etc.
But on closer inspection, it is a dog..........

BMW OEM Hardtop fitted really badly, and I mean badly, the car is probably full of water.
Numerous dents, even one on top of the boot...... :-??
But the engine was running as sweet as a nut........so I offered him 2K and he is going to think about it.

Nothing the boys in the workshop can't put right, watch this space.......... :ar!
 

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HT with an M we'll never here the last of it B-)
good luck matey ;)
 

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HT you will have to get some ///M stripes on that helmet :D
 

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Up Date.

Spoke to a chap today who knows the owner of the ///M.
Turns out that he has had a Moroccan up his back side (sounds almost pornographic)
The offender hit the Z so hard that it ended up in the owners front garden as it was parked out side his house.
The car was repaired on the cheap, which explains the badly fitting hardtop

I will not go near it for 2K but would gladly give the bloke 500 quid and take it to the track at Zandvoort and not worry about wrecking it......

(That should pi$$ off bad boy and his girlfriend Liam, with their ///M fetish)............ :ymdevil:
 
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hard top said:
Up Date.

Spoke to a chap today who knows the owner of the ///M.
Turns out that he has had a Moroccan up his back side (sounds almost pornographic)
The offender hit the Z so hard that it ended up in the owners front garden as it was parked out side his house.
The car was repaired on the cheap, which explains the badly fitting hardtop

I will not go near it for 2K but would gladly give the bloke 500 quid and take it to the track at Zandvoort and not worry about wrecking it......

(That should pi$$ off bad boy and his girlfriend Liam, with their ///M fetish)............ :ymdevil:
Stick to your small engine car, the m is too much for you :ymdevil:
 

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Good evening bad boy.

I will have you know old chap, that I have owned two BMW ///M cars (not Z's) and only ever crashed and destroyed one of them.
I hit a bus..... :ymblushing:

IMHO, over rated bits of kit, give me a Merc AMG any day of the week.

:D
 
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hard top said:
Good evening bad boy.

I will have you know old chap, that I have owned two BMW ///M cars (not Z's) and only ever crashed and destroyed one of them.
I hit a bus.....

IMHO, over rated bits of kit, give me a Merc AMG any day of the week.

:D
id always have the m over an AMG.

what cars did you have m3?
 

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2 x 2007 BMW 3 SERIES 330i M Sport Coupe .......... :coolsteer)

I call them 'little boys cars' now..........
 

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330i's are not //M cars Mr HT..... 8-|
 

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2 x 2007 BMW 3 SERIES 330i M Sport Coupe .......... :coolsteer)

I call them 'little boys cars' now..........

 

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Oh dear, I seem to have woken Liam up and by the way it is ///M not //M.....you do that typo a lot....... :-??
 

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:ymhug: Morning HT !

I see what you mean now.. / there you go, that's the extra one :-*
 

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z3cade said:
330i's are not //M cars Mr HT..... 8-|
Thats a coincidence, I was at my mates yesterday, he was showing me his new BMW's well old new
"Quote" he said with a big smug smile do you like my BMW Diesel 330 ///M sports and another Petrol 330///M sports
i said there no ///M badges on cars ?, he rushed in to show me the log books
which had them registeres as ///M sports
I said I felt it was more of an add on ie suspension, wheels etc
He was a bit down in mouth, ruined his day :(
He is a nice bloke but a bit of oneupmanship person :D

I think what did it, i said no ///M on the engine its not an ///M
 

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All true Boyise, ///M sport packaged cars are not ///M Division cars.

They just have factory optional 'M sport' add on's ( like sports package on any make car )

M Division cars are:

M Roadster/Coupe
M3
M5
M6
Etc... All will have an M badge or M Power on the engines
 

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Bad Boy has got //M tattooed on his bottom, but there is plenty of room to add the extra /

:D
 
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Boysie said:
z3cade said:
330i's are not //M cars Mr HT..... 8-|
Thats a coincidence, I was at my mates yesterday, he was showing me his new BMW's well old new
"Quote" he said with a big smug smile do you like my BMW Diesel 330 ///M sports and another Petrol 330///M sports
i said there no ///M badges on cars ?, he rushed in to show me the log books
which had them registeres as ///M sports
I said I felt it was more of an add on ie suspension, wheels etc
He was a bit down in mouth, ruined his day :(
He is a nice bloke but a bit of oneupmanship person :D

I think what did it, i said no ///M on the engine its not an ///M
Not an m then sir
 

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Bad Boy has got //M tattooed on his bottom, but there is plenty of room to add the extra / :D
=)) =)) =)) =))
 
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Bad Boy has got //M tattooed on his bottom, but there is plenty of room to add the extra /

:D
I have, what's on yours? Two m's?

When you bend over it says mom and wow the other way.

:ymdevil:
 
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I'm m through and through.

I'm also the leader of the m police.

Looking out for fake m cars.

:ymsmug:
 
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