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Discussion in 'General Banter' started by Shelly, Nov 16, 2014.

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  1. Shelly

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    Ok ok, I'll declare a trewce, and be a modle of de corum from now on!

    I am really sorry to anyone I have offended. The good Professor has cancelled the remainder of his lecher tour in the U.S.A.and is catching the first available flight home to continue therapy. My nurse, Jenny T. Aylier is just about to administer a sedative under his instructions, so I might not be around for a whi.......................................... . . . . . . . .


    Hello, Nurse Jenny here. Mr Bonzo ( he hates being called Gonzo, Bozo or Gozo, it makes him convulse terribly and I have to take him in hand to calm him) is now sleeping peacefully, sucking on his piece of blue blanket and clutching his photo of Kelly Brook. Some of your replies to him on this forum have unfortunately, over time, caused him to suffer a complete relapse. He has received many massages of support and flowers etc from his friends on the .net site and I think it would be gracious of you on the .org site to post messages of love and support to him which I can then read out to him in his unconscious state. He is such a lovely man really, just terribly misunderstood.

    Thank you,

    Jenny.
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    Hi Bonzo ,
    Think this thread should be here so you don't invade the poor new comer ;)
    Perhaps you should of looked at the new thread by Gary :)
    No hard feelings ;)
     
  2. hard top

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    Dear nurse Jenny, can you administer euthanasia at the same time?
     
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  3. Shelly

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    Or what about electric shock treatment .........;)
    Only very high voltage .......=))
     
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    dear lord, this is going to get messy bahahahahaha GAAAAAAAAZZ!
     
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  5. Shelly

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    Yeah I expect euthanasia and electric treatment will be messy =))
    But I'm sure nurse jenny will clear up after ;)
     
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  6. bonzo

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    Mr Hartdop, Only in Switzerland, I'm afraid. I could be bribed to take him there while he is unconscious. Make me an offer.

    Nurse Jenny.
     
  7. bonzo

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    Shelly, Mr Bonzo said before he went under that all his posts are in jest and he regrets any offence caused to any forum members, that is except Mr Hartpod, who he thinks has a personal vendetta against him.
    He said he loves to give and receive banter on .org knowing that it is all done in fun and, (adopting a funny voice when he said this?) "Is all done In the best passible taste".

    Nurse Jenny.
     
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  8. Shelly

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    Yeah I know , :)
    It's only a bit of fun ;)
    Why would Mike have a vendetta against Bonzo ........
    I'm sure all his posts are in jest too ......
    But let's not go into that .....as that's another story .....:p
     
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    Does nurse Jenny give out extras?
     
  10. Shelly

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    I'm sure nurse jenny will do anything for you Mark ....... :)
    What were you thinking of ......
    Perhaps you'd better keep that thought to your self tho .....=))
    Don't want to have night mares when I go to bed :p
    Talking of night mares how are you getting on with your
    Book :nailbiting:
     
  11. badman gee

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    The book is magnificent shelly, I will bring it to the Xmas doo!
     
  12. bonzo

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    I think Mr Bonzo likes to possibly push the boundaries in his posts a little too far for some, especially in his earnest criticisms of spelling and grammar, and also I suppose newcomers have to be given time to settle in. I've suggested to Professor Shurn that while Mr Bonzo is unconscious and receptive, we could possibly try some subliminal inference therapy to soften his reaction to a questionable command of language skills. I think this is our only hope of him being accepted again on the forum as a complete and well balanced person. And I know he bears no ill will towards the friendly Mr. Hotpard.

    I will keep you all informed of Mr Bonzo's progress and eventual outcome.

    Nurse Jenny.
     
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    Probably butt not the kind you prefer, she's allergic to soap!!
     
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    Yes, Shelly, we wondered whether we were supposed to read between hardtop's lines!! Case of the pot calling the kettle black, we reckon!!
    M & S
     
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    While being all subliminal, perhaps you could slip in the words Black Leather Interior, also I have heard through the etheral net that Mr R. Reagan also sends his best wishes, no flowers though I am afraid.......looking forward to the next chimps tea party were his parting whisper........
     
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    Has everyone been on the bottle? or are we in a parallel universe??
    M & S
     
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    Speaking of which, did you here the released tapes of Mrs. Thatcher and good ol' boy Ronnie on the TV last week. Classic.
     
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    AND, what's wrong with beige leather interior? hmm?=))
     
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    As you see it Mike but I kind of like think that you are sadly missing the point.
    I do not p*** on peoples introduction threads.
    I try to add my limited amount of technical knowledge.
    I like to chat about F1 and other motor sports, aviation etc and not just Z's.
    BMG and myself are good friends, believe it or not, we are only annoying each other, most of the time.
    As for Bonzo, he has been warned before about posting crap on introduction threads and those warnings seem to have gone straight over his head.
    Do you really think that Gaz and the mods want to waste their time policing the forum?
    I get the idea that you have no idea of the amount of time spent on this (as Gaz said, free forum) by the people involved in running it.
    You can give it a go if you like, be my guest.
    As I posted on another thread, any more off topic posts on peoples introduction threads will be deleted without warning or explanation.
     
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    I believe the problem isn't so much the beige interior so much as all the taupe clothing that is setting off alarms, but I personally prefer beige with a second colour. As I said in another thread if I find a car that ticks all the boxes but has a beige interior I certainly wouldn't pass it up. JIM
     
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