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BMBabe

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Just looking through my phone at old pics and came across this picture I took from Zorg Cheers @GazHyde for your lovely comment o_O
Made me giggle =))
So I thought I would share and yes I am ready for the blonde jokes but who has the best blonde joke to tell???

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billz

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Nowt wrong with Blondes they are my favourites, but it is hard to find a true blonde (if you know what i mean) and know a days most were as dark above as they are below :ymdevil:
 

BMBabe

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@billz Iv been trying to rid of the blonde hair dye on my head lol hoping it would make me more intelligent :p
 

Shelly

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We're all wondering what you wrote now @BMBabe :)
Perhaps Gary can find it and show us =))
 

Grumps

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door! :D
 

Grumps

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Another I here you cry!
The 'Blond' said to her friend, I was worried the mencanic was going to try and rip me off, I was relieved when he said all I needed was turn signal fluid! :D
 

Jack Ratt

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@billz Iv been trying to rid of the blonde hair dye on my head lol hoping it would make me more intelligent :p
You need to do go a bit farther than that though, how about having a couple of wisdom teeth put in
 

ZTec

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Just looking through my phone at old pics and came across this picture I took from Zorg Cheers @GazHyde for your lovely comment o_O
Made me giggle =))
So I thought I would share and yes I am ready for the blonde jokes but who has the best blonde joke to tell???

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Harsh, but fair =))
 

Mint

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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.''
 

t-tony

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