Aviation Bad day at Work.

[andyglym]

Ocklahoma National Gourd Contractors had a bad day when they activated the foam fire suppression system. Ooops!

 

[t-tony]

I bet that takes some clearing up.

Tony.

 

[andyglym]

I bet that takes some clearing up.

Tony.

Not to mention a good clean of the helicopters, shame

 

[hard top]

Haha......Black Hawks down.

 

[pgunter]

Are you sure they are Black Hawks still @hard top

I bet the clean up was a pain too. I remember setting off a foam extinguisher. That was bad enough.

 

[hard top]

I have set of a powder one, even worse........

 

[pgunter]

Used a few co2 ones to power a chair along site before. Great fun.

 

[hard top]

Oh, and it was for a drunken laugh in my mates room at a B&B in Belgium.........

 

[t-tony]

I was told years ago about some one laying a full oxygen cylinder on the key side at Fleetwood Lancs, and then smashing the top off with a sledge hammer and watching the bottle shoot out over the water like a Torpedo. I stress, this was told to me as an apprentice in the early 70's.

Tony.

 

[pgunter]

Well picture this. Big auction hangar indoors over six 40m bays hmmm five wheeled office chairs and loads of old co2 charged rocket pods lol. Boys will be boys. Who got the least distance paid for the food lol

 

[pgunter]

@t-tony I have seen an oxy bottle go through a wall after it fell from a platform on site too. It seemed to hover before going off like a missle. Nobody injured but a big health and safety audit and meeting after meeting. Several guys got the sack too.

 

[hard top]

We were told we could not make any noise after 11pm at the B&B so after I had used the extinguisher on him I did the old trick of lifting up the foot end of his bed, with him in it, up against the wall.
I legged it back to my room and locked the door, moments later there was an almighty crash.
We got kicked out......

 

[pgunter]

Over the years I have been the giver and receiver of many site pranks. All good fun and some down right crazy. Like putting a guys car on top of a portacabin as he would not move it. So the lads did it for me with a tele handler lol. Needless to say, when we asked him to move it after that day.. He did it straight away.

I have had my office door welded shut. My site 4x4 up on blocks or shackled to another one. The list is endless. In the end, what does not hurt us makes us stronger.

 

[hard top]

Ah, the good old days........
Went to a company BBQ one afternoon before we went offshore and they were roasting suckling pigs and putting the heads to one side. I put one in my mates bag, big hold all full of kit so he did not notice the extra weight, the custom officers face was priceless and so was my mates when his bag got checked........

 

[pgunter]

We stuck a remote pager in one guys bag with some porno mags. When he went through customs the buggers set the pager off. He got his bag searched and we nearly all could not stop laughing. The customs guys were laughing too. He was so straight laced we could not resist it. Those memories will last forever lol

 

[hard top]

We used to put ladies toys in peoples bags when they were going offshore.
That nearly caused a few fights.......

 

[Shelly]

O my goodness what a mess
I wouldn't like to clear that lot up

 

[andyglym]

In the 80's (so I'm told) the RAF Firemen used to take the two chemical packets for the dual seal foam fire extinguishers and on NAAFI bop night they'd place the brown chemical in the cistern and the white chemical in the pan of one of the WRAF's toilets. Post flush ............ instant snow woman.
So I'm told

 

[hard top]

The poor girls in the office when we were back.
We used to stretch clingfilm over the toilet pot and then put the seat and lid down.........

 

[M666BMG]

The poor girls in the office when we were back.
We used to stretch clingfilm over the the toilet pot and then put the seat and lid down.........

I used to cold flush people