Welcome to ZRoadster.org - BMW Z1 Z4 Z8 Z3 Forum and Technical Database

If you want to join in with the discussion, and see the areas which are available only to members then sign up now!

  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by gelertd1, Dec 18, 2011.

  1. gelertd1

    gelertd1 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2011
    Messages:
    8
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    22
    Location:
    East Yorkshire
    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

    Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

    Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
    The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
     
  2. Jamezee

    Jamezee Zorg Guru (I)
    British Zeds

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2011
    Messages:
    989
    Likes Received:
    223
    Trophy Points:
    97
    Location:
    Peak District
    Model of Z:
    2.2 sport
    :)) :)) roll on January s:D
     
  3. clairemad

    clairemad Regular Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2011
    Messages:
    18
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    14
    Model of Z:
    z3
    very good :))
     

Share This Page