NSFW 22 Chinese Signs That Got Seriously Lost in Translation

[GazHyde]

1.In case of emergency…

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What they meant to say:Fire extinguisher.

2.You know, one of those time sex things…

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What they meant to say:Disposable items.

3.Freshly caught, I hope!

offbeatchina.com
What they meant to say:Carp from mainland China.

4.Can I get a f***ing heart exam, too?

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What they meant to say:Vaginal Examination Room.

5.Thanks for offering.

offbeatchina.com
What they meant to say:Please do not touch. We’ll help you try it on.

6.Lonely Planet said it was a must-see.

offbeatchina.com
What they meant to say:Ethnic minority park.

7.Hey, you might as well be graceful about it.

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What they meant to say:Be careful not to slip and fall.

8.Ah, maybe we should wait til they’re done.

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What they meant to say:Construction in progress.

9.Maybe it’s reverse psychology?

blog.sina.com.cn/ Viachinawhisper.com
What they meant to say:Don’t drink and drive.

10.Right?!?!

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What they meant to say:Dried goods.

11.Shh!

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What they meant to say:Do not step on the living grass.

12.Hey, no funny business.

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What they meant to say:Important engine room.

13.I heard it’s protected by UNESCO.

shenzhenstuff.com
What they meant to say:Garden with a curved pool.

14.We need to start unrecycling more often.

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What they meant to say:Non-recyclables.

15.But besides that, you’re great!

shenzhenstuff.com
What they meant to say:The grass is living, please do not step on it.

16.Definitely the best flavor.

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What they meant to say:Exotic flavor.

17.Oh,stop it…

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What they meant to say:Please kindly save water. Please kindly pee in the toilet bowl. Please kindly flush. Please kindly protect public property.

18.It’s really popular with X-Men.

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What they meant to say:Coconut jelly candy.

19.Edison was so wise.

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What they meant to say:Nothing that has value in the world can be had without effort.

20.And it’s on sale!

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What they meant to say:Korean, seasoned seaweed.

21.Maybe the oven was broken?

offbeatchina.com
What they meant to say:Fried duck.

22.Cheap, fast & easy.

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What they meant to say:….Who knows.

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/nataliemorin/chinese-signs-that-got-seriously-lost-in-tranlsation

 

[bruce&kim]

Quality The duck dish was my favourite lol

 

[zedonist]

Fantastic

 

[hard top]

That made me laugh out loud...............

 

[badman gee]

That made me laugh out loud...............

Doesn't take much for you to do that.

Quick peek in the mirror does it.

 

[hard top]

Yep, and seeing your mug on here in some of the EAC pics does it for me every time........

 

[badman gee]

Yep, and seeing your mug on here in some of the EAC pics does it for me every time........

Good stuff

 

[zedonist]

My favourite is "Crispy Duck by Half"

 

[badman gee]

I prefer the man with one small testicle,

Won hung low